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Kabi Girls Ke Taraf

Teacher: Bacho Wada kro Kabhi Girls ki taraf nhi dekho gyBachey: Nhi dekhen gyTeacher: Girls ka Picha nhi krogyBachey: Nhi krengyTeacher: Girls se Love nhi krogyBache: Nhi krengyTeacher: Or Watan pe Zindagi Qurban krogyBachy: Kr dengy Aisi Zindagi sy mar Jana hi behtar hai

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Jin ke Umar Hai

14 saal ke bachon ko pyar hora hai60 saal ke lougon ke shadiyan hori hainAur jin ke umar hai ye sab kerne kewo saray wailay baithay hain

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Shadi Se Dar

Beta: Mujhe shadi nai kerne haimujh sab aurto se dar lagta haiBaap: Ker le beta pir aik he auratse lage ga dar, baki sab ache lage ge 

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Mujh Tumhare Sath

Girl: Aj Ammi ne mujhe tumhare sathbike per jaty dekh liyaBoy: Shit yar phir kya hua?Girl: Rikshay ke paisay wapisle liye humari bohat he sakht family hai

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Phone Battery on 1%

When your phone battery is on 1%and you are running for the charger.You be like:Tujh kuch ni hoga bhai.Mai Tujh kuch nai hone dungaBas tu aankhein mat band karna.

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In Relationship Or Hospital

Being In a Relationshipand being In The Hospital is the sameEveryone asks: Serious hai kiya?

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School Me Get Together

Son: papa kal school main ek

small get together hai. Chaloge?

Father: Small get together kya hota hai?

Son: Only you me and principal

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aaho kon log bolty hyn

1st man : yar ye “aaho” kon log bolty hyn???
2nd man : bhai ye hi jo paindo log hoty hyn wo bolty hyn !!!

1st man: acha aap parhy likhy hyn ???
2nd man : aaho …

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funny teacher sms

Chemsitry ke class mein

teacher ne ek ladki se pucha-what is Nitrate?

Ladkhi sharmakr boli:-

Sir , Night rate is 1500/-&

Hotel charges alag se…

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Wapda light controler

Wapda light controler:
“Niyat krta hun ma 2

ghante light le jane ki

Wasty apni hakomat k

Zulum gareb awam per

Hath mera switch ki taraf

Lay fir O gai …”

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Child 2 dentist doctor

Child 2 dentist doctor..!!!
Kya dard k baigar bhi daant nikalay ja saktay hain ??
Dr: nahi

Child: ager main nikal k dikhao
Dr: nikaloo

Child: he he he he he he :P

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